Archive | November, 2009

Comment Spam, Advertising Tricks and Black Friday

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Google Algorithm 200, New Google Ads

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YT Cracker Says Thanks for Giving

YT Cracker Makes it Rain

YT Cracker Makes it Rain

I dunno. There’s something disturbing about this video. I’m pretty sure it’s the laughing from the entourage. What do you think? It’s like saying Thanks for Giving, right? Downtown Chi-town…


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Would you like fries with that Landing Page?

Would you like fries with that Landing Page?

I’m a webmaster, so I occasionally find myself after a long night of (insert crazy list of tasks – God bless the invention of browser tabs) wanting something quick and unhealthy to eat. So, like many others, I head to the local McDonalds sometimes. Not a lot, but anyway. They have the recession deal hashbrowns two for a dollar. Every time I’m there it seems there’s a big confusion as to how many hash browns I actually want. Continue Reading

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White Hat? Black Hat? How ‘Bout Chaotic Neutral

White Hat? Black Hat? How ‘Bout Chaotic Neutral

Lawful Evil

Lawful Evil

Are you tired of there just being three SEO hats and having to choose white, black or grey? (Although there was a big brua-haha earlier this year about Blue Hats or Green Hats or something…)

Well, here at Webmaster Chronic, since I’m boss (as in leader not the 80s boss) I’m going to do away with Black Hat and White Hat and Grey Hat and even Green Hat and Blue Hat SEO.  To maybe make it a little fun, I’m doing to start mark all my posts here with D&D alignments. Continue Reading

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Disclosure in Reviews at Walmart

I’m not sure how long they’ve been doing this (I’m not a heavy Walmart shopper), but while there today I noticed that one of the reviews had a badge letting me know the reviewer was a Walmart employee. (Or associate or whatever they call them. Almost like a cult, huh? Another post entirely there…) Continue Reading

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Google, Newspapers, Black Friday Shopping

Google and Newspapers: Honeymoon Over?

Google and Newspapers: Honeymoon Over?

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Blaze Trails, Don’t be a Follower

Blaze Trails, Don’t be a Follower

Okay, you’re still reading. Good. The second piece of the puzzle I drop to you is that you shouldn’t blindly listen to people. Especially on the Internet. It’s a big, bad place. It’s where the money is, though. And that draws a lot of people to the pool. It’s good to read (not chasing the magic bullet – but to learn), but don’t take everything at face value. Continue Reading

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YT Cracker – Wind Song

I’m really liking the diversity on this new/old album. YT Cracker in the house.

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im a nurga from the future
i come in peace got no plans to hurt ya
me and my pals
travel all around the world and how
wind at our back
and our sails are full of sales no hack
f5 with me
hop on the spaceship ride with me

im a nurga from the future
i came for the pinks and the kama sutra
i stayed for the google cash
rebill and sql backend cache
i came for the space
cuz its tasty and makes my head leave
out this atmosphere
everybody on earth can stay right here

Wind song Lyrics

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Top 50 US Ad Networks – November 2009

All Ur Monies R Belong to Us

All Ur Monies R Belong to Us

Top 50 US Ad Networks – 11/2009

Datas from Revenue magazine via Ad Hustler…
One of the comments notes that Pandora is run through Adsonar aka Platform-A. That’s useful info, I think.
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Chitika Releases Information on Clickers

2% Of Internet Population Paying For 100% Of Internet

2% Of Internet Users Pay For 100% Of Internet Content

2% Of Internet Users Pay For 100% Of Internet Content

Only two in 100 people who browse the Internet actually click on the advertisements that fund websites, according to a new report by online ad network Chitika. The study, based on the actions of 86 million Internet users over a two-week period, helps illustrate the value of an individual “clicker,” and the vast business potential that remains untapped for website owners and advertisers alike.

During a two-week period in October, Chitika monitored ad clicks of a sample of 86,683,507 anonymous individuals throughout their 60,000+ publisher network to determine what percentage could be classified as “clickers.” During the two weeks focused on for this study, 1,863,710 of the anonymous individuals actually clicked on an ad at least once, for a 2.15% “clicker” rate.

More information  available at Chitika.

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SEO, Social Media, PPC hierarchy of needs

PPC hierarchy of needs

PPC hierarchy of needs

  • PPC basics… quote “In the same way, this PPC hierarchy of needs diagrams and orders the multifaceted requirements of search engine advertising. Like Maslow’s Hierarchy, the PPC hierarchy of needs diagram is a pyramid where needs at the top of the pyramid can’t be fulfilled until needs below it are met.” quote
  • can you keep up with the lingo, yo?
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The Alliance – Goin’ Digital

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The Alliance - Goin' Digital

The Alliance is comprised of rappers Blackout, P.O.P., Skinny, female rapper Bliss, and in-house producer Ty-Cutta…

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Linkbait, Linkbuying, Facebook Apps

Advice Raptor

Advice Raptor

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YT Cracker – Nerd Life

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Bryce Case, Jr. (b. August 23, 1982), otherwise known as YTCracker (pronounced “whitey cracker”), is a rapper, former cracker, and Internet entrepreneur. YTCracker began producing rap music in 1998 in the genre that has since become known as nerdcore hip hop. YTCracker is a self-proclaimed “jack of all trades”, also making a name for himself as a professional disc jockey, computer programmer, graphics designer and webmaster.

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Warren Buffett & Bill Gates: Keeping America Great

hi005172180_bill_gatesIn a rare and exclusive event, CNBC presents Buffett and Gates together taking questions from tomorrow’s business leaders and sharing the secrets to Keeping America Great. (hulu.com)

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