Posted on 28 November 2009. Tags: mc lars, YT Cracker, ytcracker
We Interrupt this blog...
Lars:
Welcome to the Wild Wild West
Pecos Lars won’t hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked
I shot a man in Reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)
YTCracker:
manifest destiny was the slogan
in the 1800s when the east was all broken
people sought their riches in a vicious move west
and the competition kept ‘em on their toes with no rest
Lars:
Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked
Go west, manifest destiny is on track
Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon
You can’t stop it, Davy Crocket, all the crazy fun we’re having
YTCracker:
in the mid 90s people started forging the framework
of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work
i was on the front lines lewis and clark
with a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark
Chorus
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn’t always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually theres casualty – but it doesnt matter see
‘Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn’t always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually there’s casualty – but it doesn’t matter see
‘Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
Lars:
I get crunk!
Shooting Indians, straight out pillagin’
One day we’ll put a Wal-Mart here and make those millions
Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun
The white man is more heinous than Attila the Hun!
YTCracker:
was an outlaw sticking up the internet train
i took that superhighway and i made it a game
felt at home on the range i’m an agent of change
im the internet obama if it needed a name
Lars:
Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists
Because High Noon is coming soon like Jesse James you’ll never stop us
Just Andy Milonakis eating everything in sight
We sleep with one eye open on these cold Nevada nights!
YTCracker:
i was spamming mails like it was oregon trails
die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales
holy grails of the internet partner knew ‘em all
smuggling my warez with a howdy yall
Repeat chorus
Posted in Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, Video, Webmaster Music
Posted on 27 November 2009. Tags: freelance, freelancer quotes
After the Empire Dies...
“Entrepreneurs live for a few years the way most people won’t so they can live the rest of their life like most people can’t.”
Do you agree or disagree?
Posted in Chaotic Neutral, Make Money, Quotes
Posted on 26 November 2009. Tags: make it rain, YT Cracker
YT Cracker Makes it Rain
I dunno. There’s something disturbing about this video. I’m pretty sure it’s the laughing from the entourage. What do you think? It’s like saying Thanks for Giving, right? Downtown Chi-town…
Posted in Chaotic Neutral, Video
Posted on 24 November 2009. Tags: Curb Your Enthusiasm, webmaster advice, webmaster circle, webmaster tips
Okay, you’re still reading. Good. The second piece of the puzzle I drop to you is that you shouldn’t blindly listen to people. Especially on the Internet. It’s a big, bad place. It’s where the money is, though. And that draws a lot of people to the pool. It’s good to read (not chasing the magic bullet – but to learn), but don’t take everything at face value.
This goes along with the “be a leader not a follower” mantra I touched on in the Don’t Read This Blog post. At some point you have to realize that you’re only limited by yourself. Well, there are things that can limit you in the beginning, but there are ways to get past them – usually with work/time. Time is money and in the beginning that’s important to remember.
That is Interesting to Me... Really...
Listen to others, but in the end you want to listen to yourself. Call it your inner voice or a sixth sense, whatever you call it, that instinctual feeling is very important in the business world. Take it all in and keep what is good, keep what you can use. Always be thinking of the future – but don’t get drowned by it.
I guess this post is dashed off and I didn’t put a lot of thought into it, but being a webmaster in the 21st century is kinda like that. (Especially with the publishing model I’m currently using across my network…) So, don’t expect too much from this blog and you won’t be disappointed.
That said… (anyone watch Curb Your Enthusiasm?!) I want to try to give you some insight on my successes and my failures. There are plenty of both.
Webmaster Circle
So stay tuned and enjoy the blog. Leave comments.
Tell your friend.
Tell your enemies.
Come partake in the Webmaster Circle at Webmaster Chronic.
Peace out.
Posted in Chaotic Good, Chaotic Neutral, How To, Make Money
Posted on 22 November 2009. Tags: Nerd Life, YT Cracker
Bryce Case, Jr. (b. August 23, 1982), otherwise known as YTCracker (pronounced “whitey cracker”), is a rapper, former cracker, and Internet entrepreneur. YTCracker began producing rap music in 1998 in the genre that has since become known as nerdcore hip hop. YTCracker is a self-proclaimed “jack of all trades”, also making a name for himself as a professional disc jockey, computer programmer, graphics designer and webmaster.
Posted in Chaotic Neutral, Video, Webmaster Music