Maths and English

I thought I would share them here. Enjoy and use responsibly.

• Simple Measure of Gobbledygook is actually pretty cool.
• Flesch Reading Ease Score you’ve probably heard of before. It’s another way to “grade” text/content/words.

Maths and english, boys, maths and english…

// Number of words: number of space series or linebreaks + 1
$wc = preg_match_all( '/[ \r]/', preg_replace( '/ +/', ' ', $mynewtext), $tmp );
// Number of syllables: vowels not followed by another vowel. Quite accurate approximation.
$syc = preg_match_all( '/[aeiouy][^aeiouy]/', $mynewtext, $tmp );
// Number of polysyllabic words (>=3 syllables): Vowel, non-spaces, vowel, non-spaces, vowel (or more non-spaces-vowel)
$psyc = preg_match_all( '/[aeiouy]([^ ]*[aeiouy]){2,}/', $mynewtext, $tmp );
// Number of sentences: Number of periods, exclamation marks, question marks and linebreaks
$sec = preg_match_all( '/[.!?\r]/', $mynewtext, $tmp );
// Flesch Reading Ease Score
$fres = 206.835 - 1.015 * ( $wc / $sec ) - 84.6 * ( $syc / $wc );
// Simple Measure of Gobbledygook
$smog = 1.043 * sqrt( $psyc * ( 30 / $sec ) ) + 3.1291;

<?php
function get_csv($filename, $delim=',')
{
   $row = 0;
   $dump = array();

   $f = fopen ($filename,"r");
   $size = filesize($filename)+1;
   while ($data = fgetcsv($f, $size, $delim)) {
       $dump[$row] = $data;
       $row++;
   }
   fclose ($f);

   return $dump;
}

$myfile = "123.csv";
$xxx=0;
$mywritefile = "";

$test = get_csv($myfile);

foreach ($test as $mthis) {
$xxx++;
$hourcount = ($xxx * 12);
$mincount = (12 * $xxx);
$futuredate = mktime(date("h")+$hourcount,date("i")+$mincount,date("s")+$mincount,date("m"),date("d"),date("Y"));

$mypubdate = date("D, d M Y h:i:s A",$futuredate);

$mywritefile .= "<item>\n";
$mywritefile .= "<title>".$mthis[0]."</title>\n";
$mywritefile .= "<category>Your Category Tag</category>\n";
$mywritefile .= "<content:encoded>".$mthis[1]."<br />".$mthis[2]."<br />".$mthis[3]."<br />".$mthis[4]."</content:encoded>\n";
$mywritefile .= "<pubDate>".$mypubdate."</pubDate>\n";
$mywritefile .= "</item>\n\n\n";

}

echo $mywritefile;

?>

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