Take a Knee

my lab – got the finest equipment
check my post office box i got a shipment
who live like this pimpin
got that bubba kush bubba gump shrimping
but this aint a shrimp boat im not a captain
only science on the deck when im rapping
cant nobody distract my energy
volcano on the deck yes i use it as a centerpiece

find my center when im vaping
youve mistaken me for someone who aint taking knees
i can science myself in to the history books
and leave you saying my, what a mystery, look
i cant divulge all the secrets of the ya ya
but i can tell the public all the secrets about my god
im looking like a tripod when im kneeling
man how i love this feeling

mmm my hair touches the ceiling
and the syrup in the cup its got me reeling
tilt a whirl tilt my world like a lack of v8
and as long as im sideways im straight

when youre feeling scientific to the nth degree
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when your body is performing mass amounts of chemistry
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when youre feeling scientific to the nth degree
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when youre calculating volume with exponents of three (thc)
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)

sometimes you just need to get your lamp on
pause and catch a period like a maxi pad
if you dont know then feel free to ask me lad
only stupid question is the question that you didnt ask
i look out for my men
i try to teach em all the ways through the ink of a pen
scientific like the power of ten
just another note in the appendix again

like an appendix ill feel swell
then i must remove myself
ill a cigarette or two
then get right back to the science with the spamtec crew
when i return – the bag is replenished
no sense letting the science diminish
i can take a knee any time i choose
because theres always plenty of that science to do

when youre feeling scientific to the nth degree
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when your body is performing mass amounts of chemistry
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when youre feeling scientific to the nth degree
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)
when youre calculating volume with exponents of three (thc)
take a knee spaceman take a knee (take a knee)

listen in headphones for max effect

On My spaceship - ytcracker

i spent like 5 million dollars on the production of this and something like 400 days of shooting and editing then i went forward in time to make the song then came back and made the video

get scientific every day

ytcracker
on my starship
space mission
nerdy south records, inc.
www.ytcracker.com
www.asteroids.com
dullspace is the man
hijinks is a beatsmith
i’m wearing an a’s hat in honor of mc lars

~ ytcracker

We Interrupt this blog...

Lars:
Welcome to the Wild Wild West
Pecos Lars won’t hesitate to put a slug in your chest
Hard rhymer, 49-er, got my Remington Cocked
I shot a man in Reno just to hear his heart stop (stop)

YTCracker:
manifest destiny was the slogan
in the 1800s when the east was all broken
people sought their riches in a vicious move west
and the competition kept ‘em on their toes with no rest

Lars:
Posting up at my homestead got my gold bars stacked
Go west, manifest destiny is on track
Forging streams, so it seems, in my heavy covered wagon
You can’t stop it, Davy Crocket, all the crazy fun we’re having

YTCracker:
in the mid 90s people started forging the framework
of the modern day internet and pioneered the game work
i was on the front lines lewis and clark
with a slip connection wrecking on the net in the dark

Chorus
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn’t always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually theres casualty – but it doesnt matter see
‘Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves
manifest destiny a motto of progress
but it isn’t always positive the aftermath regardless
eventually there’s casualty – but it doesn’t matter see
‘Cause everyone is ultimately out for themselves

Lars:
I get crunk!
Shooting Indians, straight out pillagin’
One day we’ll put a Wal-Mart here and make those millions
Small pox on the blankets killing buffalo for fun
The white man is more heinous than Attila the Hun!

YTCracker:
was an outlaw sticking up the internet train
i took that superhighway and i made it a game
felt at home on the range i’m an agent of change
im the internet obama if it needed a name

Lars:
Pochantis, girl you want this, brace yourself like orthodontists
Because High Noon is coming soon like Jesse James you’ll never stop us
Just Andy Milonakis eating everything in sight
We sleep with one eye open on these cold Nevada nights!

YTCracker:
i was spamming mails like it was oregon trails
die of sickness from the dysentery making my sales
holy grails of the internet partner knew ‘em all
smuggling my warez with a howdy yall

Repeat chorus

YT Cracker - Chrono Nurga

they spoiled me
born into the game
minority
sworn into the spam game
cordially
worn into my hands is
royalty
loyalty royalty

do you read me loud and clear transmitting from the castle
my dg vassals
loyalty before royalty
its a treat to be the one who sets the ex-amp-le
if you want my trust
ya gotta get a tattoo dg or bust
lower that tude in the earths warm crust
php knowledge a must

gotta know the rates of the mail exchanges
catalog a list of landing pages
keep rotating domains
and focus on how much list remains
check them valids and remove
antis and franchise players too
talk to shasta and holla at m3rk
hairetsu and nofux got that work

a career with the spaceship pays good
and the benefits kill too
everybody on the spaceship pays Him
Praise Him Spam God since 82
how fast can you type?
i mean how many captchas can you write?
can you compile squid on a shell and dip
and take what i give you dont give me lip

i need you to de dupe these lists
buy two rdps drink lobster bisque
find me some adderall
and crush the time release real small
get on skype
post in the spaceship JAM LIKE MIKE
SPACE JAM BROUGHAM HIGH LIKE KITE
and call the guy later tonight

find my embroidered hat
bleach it and teach me higher math
take down blogspots copy path
flush the threads and begin blast
move on debit from xcash
check epass its locked but you aint shocked
you know how to scan in a bill
and edit the address with photoshop skill

you can tell which rated accounts
are usable tomorrow in the right amounts
you can analyze a soft bounce
when to resend a message my friend
read all of my bot convos
see what converted then order dominoes
keep an eye on the order tracker
then worship the ytcracker

let me sick burn on an intern
let me tell you that your dad is gay
laugh at my jokes and polish the spokes
on the mustang parked at ryans folks
walk his dogs and hope
you earned your keep or youll be broke
pack in the space device
and drink that bisque i done asked you twice

all the fakers in the spot need not apply
and the haters at the datacenter a guy
all the pinks qualify without these conditions
they just gotta swear they get down with women
this is a kingdom trial by fire
welcome to the starship

YT Cracker Makes it Rain

I dunno. There’s something disturbing about this video. I’m pretty sure it’s the laughing from the entourage. What do you think? It’s like saying Thanks for Giving, right? Downtown Chi-town…

Wind Song MP3

im a nurga from the future
i come in peace got no plans to hurt ya
me and my pals
travel all around the world and how
wind at our back
and our sails are full of sales no hack
f5 with me
hop on the spaceship ride with me

im a nurga from the future
i came for the pinks and the kama sutra
i stayed for the google cash
rebill and sql backend cache
i came for the space
cuz its tasty and makes my head leave
out this atmosphere
everybody on earth can stay right here

Wind song Lyrics

Bryce Case, Jr. (b. August 23, 1982), otherwise known as YTCracker (pronounced “whitey cracker”), is a rapper, former cracker, and Internet entrepreneur. YTCracker began producing rap music in 1998 in the genre that has since become known as nerdcore hip hop. YTCracker is a self-proclaimed “jack of all trades”, also making a name for himself as a professional disc jockey, computer programmer, graphics designer and webmaster.

took off on the starship 9-09

in a three month span the big apple became our bitch

aint a building in the city we cant purchase with clicks

dynamics of the shift in power

observe how we come through fire flower

ytcracker Hogg Theme

Lyrics at PPC.bz… YT Cracker